Myles Dixon



 History 

He was born from the darkness, from the hatred of all mankind, a manifestation of pain and suffering. Some theorise that it never existed in the first place, and that is a mental disorder that only affects a few certain people.

Myles Dixon is one of histories most infamous criminals. It's most infamous crimes was the ratting out of Jesus Christ to the Romans. In public media, a man named Judas is said to have ratted, but in fact he never existed, it was Myles Dixon.

Shortly after getting Jesus killed and accidently creating Christianity and creating God, the one thing it hates in life, it went into hiding, it lived in the Scottish Mountains of the Cairngorms for 2000 years, only coming out in 2017.

It is said that during this time it spent around 1200 years of the 2000 years watching Brooklyn 99, it can now quote all the episode of Brooklyn 99 on demand.

By this point he was a shadow of his former self, a husk. Sightings say that he has begun to resemble the creature Gollum, from the Lord Of The Rings series. Being extremely thin and lacking all body hair. He wears a red cap.

In the Summer of 2019, it took Alex to it's former living spaces in The 2019 Camping Incident of the Cairngorms.

 Relationships 

Myles met Alex in a workshop in a distant land, they discussed their love for Indian music, they soon formed the band McCancer Slaps.

The creature claims to have a father, called Alistair, but this is not confirmed whether or not Myles is the spawn of perhaps an older, and greater creature of the darkness.

It is unknown whether this creature has or can mate, or if it even has reproductive organs at all.

Due to a lack of female contact in it's life, it has taken up crossdressing to fill the void of female contact.

Rock One Time.

 Facts 


 * Myles has a crippling porn addition.
 * Myles is a passionate dancer, as demonstrated in the Amphitheatre Incident of 2017. The darkness that manifests as his body is very flexible.
 * Myles is an avid fan of Limp Bizkit, when it isn't watching Brooklyn 99, it is listening to Limp Bizkit nightcore.
 * Myles is a crossdressing furry.
 * Myles has particularly small ears.
 * Myles enjoys Limp Bizkit and Weezer, this may be responsible for his lack of romantic partners.