2019 Camping Incident

The 2019 Camping Incident is a time in which the members of McCancer Slaps where summoned to the Cairngorms. They travelled far and wide to reach this location.

 Main Events 

The journey took several hours to reach the place by automobile, they then walked for several days to reach the hiding location of Myles during the dark ages.

They camped there for all but one night, as they needed only one day and one night.

They planted a peanut tree, roasted peanuts from a packet were poured into the ground, from whence a magnificent tree had grown. The empty Pot Noodles that had been placed on top of the one man tent. The Poop-Sponge is such a traumatic event that none of the members may ever speak of it.

Myles went for a walk at 7 in the afternoon, on his own, leaving Alex in the tent. Myles soon became the dreaded Red-Dot Man after the Pot Noodles lured the mosquitos to them.

 Equipment/Perpetrators 


 * Alex Laird
 * Myles Dixon
 * Alistair (Partially)
 * The Poop-Sponge
 * A one-man tent
 * The Nintendo Switch
 * A bag of roasted peanuts
 * 4 Pot Noodles
 * A gas stove

 Aftermath 

An evil curse was placed upon the Cairngorms, and all who dare enter it are cursed for eternity.